The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.

More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.`

If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?

Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.