Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. Frank Moore Colby Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor. E.B. White In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? Bette Midler
US actress, comedienne, & singer (1945 - ) Seize from every moment its unique novelty, and do not prepare your joys. Andre Gide
French critic, essayist, & novelist (1869 - 1951) Make your bargain before beginning to plow. Arab Proverb The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa
US musician, singer, & songwriter (1940 - 1993) Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if the goods are worthless. Sinclair Lewis
US novelist (1885 - 1951) We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France. Duke of Wellington Big nations are like chickens. They like to make big noises, but very often it is no more than squabbling. Dr. Albert Schweitzer, Playboy Interview - December 1963 | 
