I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

The world belongs to the energetic.

Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.

Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.

Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.

To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.

Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.