I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.

A venturesome minority will always be eager to get off on their own... let them take risks, for Godsake, let them get lost, sunburnt, stranded, drowned, eaten by bears, buried alive under avalanches- that is the right and privilege of any free American.

In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.

For visions come not to polluted eyes.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.