My empty waterdish mocks me. Bob the Dog If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andrew A. Rooney A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
US actor, author, & humorist (1889 - 1945) Would I had phrases that are not known, utterances that are strange, in new language that has not been used, free from repetition, not an utterance which has grown stale, which men of old have spoken. Egyptian Inscription Recorded at the Time of the Invention of Writing The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything. Walter Bagehot
English economist & journalist (1826 - 1877) Where do I find the time for not reading so many books? Karl Kraus
Austrian author and journalist (1874 - 1936) Never judge a book by its movie. J.W. Eagan Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. Andrew Brown Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Hold a true friend with both hands. Nigerian Proverb | 
