Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.

The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

Ask, and it shall be given you; Seek, and ye shall find; Knock, and it shall be opened unto you.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.