When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
British politician (1804 - 1881) Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce
(1923 - 1966) Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. Frank Dane If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. Rainer Maria Rilke
German lyric poet (1875 - 1926) I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. W. C. Fields
US actor (1880 - 1946) The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself. John Ciardi
US poet (1916 - 1986) Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. Anonymous If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner | 
