Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. Andy Rooney US news commentator (1919 - ) No man ever listened himself out of a job. Calvin Coolidge 30th president of US (1872 - 1933) So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. Peter Drucker I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. Wilson Mizner US screenwriter (1876 - 1933) When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. Chinese Proverb Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor. Laurence J. Peter US educator & writer (1919 - 1988) Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears. Robert W. Sarnoff I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Richard Lewis Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. US jurist (1841 - 1935) |