The big thieves hang the little ones.

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.

Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.