The computer is a moron. Peter Drucker Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. Judith Martin, (Miss Manners) Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. Edward Shepherd Mead The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. Russell Green Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben I am just going outside and may be some time. Captain Lawrence Oates, last words
(1880 - 1912) A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts. Colette
French novelist (1873 - 1954) Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. William Feather
(1908 - 1976) A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
US radio comedian (1894 - 1956) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. Russell Baker
US columnist & journalist (1925 - ) | 
