Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,<br> A medley of extemporanea; <br>And love is a thing that can never go wrong; <br>And I am Marie of Romania.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.