Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.

Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.

Examine each question in terms of what is ethically and aesthetically right, as well as what is economically expedient. A thing is right when it tends to preserve the integrity, stability, and beauty of the biotic community. It is wrong when it tends otherwise.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.

What once were vices are manners now.

By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.

A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.