The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.

California: The west coast of Iowa.

Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.

Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing.

The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.

England produces the best fat actors.

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.