Man is what he believes.

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.

Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.

Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity.

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.