Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.

Good taste is the enemy of creativity

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.

Traditionalists often study what is taught, not what there is to create.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.