If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. John Kenneth Galbraith
US (Canadian-born) administrator & economist (1908 - ) Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) Awards are merely the badges of mediocrity. Charles Ives When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. Fran Lebowitz
US writer and humorist (1950 - ) If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself. Alexandre Dumas, fils
French dramatist & novelist (1802 - 1870) A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. Ralph Waldo Emerson
US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) Human war has been the most successful of our cultural traditions. Robert Ardrey How is the world ruled and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read. Karl Kraus
Austrian author and journalist (1874 - 1936) Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. Unknown
Quotations by unknown authors Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. Irwin Edman | 
