Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard--you never know how many friends the dead have until you try to move them!

You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.

He grounds the warship he walks on.

He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.

Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down.

Social confusion has now reached a point at which the pursuit of immorality turns out to be more exhausting than compliance with the old moral codes.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.