Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it. Stephen Vizinczey The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time. Willem de Kooning
US (Dutch-born) painter (1904 - ) Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. E. Joseph Crossman You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. John Wilmot Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. E. Joseph Crossman When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. Marquis de la Grange
(1639 - 1692) One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget. Franklin P. Jones | 
