His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. Mae West
US movie actress (1892 - 1980) Nihilism is best done by professionals. Iggy Pop A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash
US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971) Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Sir Winston Churchill
British politician (1874 - 1965) In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young. Willa Cather
US novelist (1873 - 1947) The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor. William Feather
(1908 - 1976) Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. Cullen Hightower Free advice is worth the price. Robert Half | 
