The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.

Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

The future is no place to place your better days.

"Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five.

Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.