Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....

The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

One of the most difficult tasks confronting philosophers is to descend from the world of thought to the actual world. Language is the immediate actuality of thought. Just as philosophers have given thought an independent existence, so they were bound to make language into an independent realm.

The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to change it.

Nothing recedes like success.

Any fool can make a rule,<br>and any fool will mind it.

If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.

Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.