Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong.

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

A witty saying proves nothing.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.