Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

You can convince anyone of anything if you just push it at them 100% of the time. They may not believe it completely, but they will still use it to form opinions, especially if they have nothing else to draw on.

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.