No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived. Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals. H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956) Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope. Edith Wharton
US novelist (1862 - 1937) Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) Genius is of no country. Charles Churchill If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to utter hopelessness and despair, the other to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to choose correctly. Woody Allen
US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend Ronnie Hawkins Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it. Andrew Young | 
