This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be a perfect time to disembark. Douglas Adams, "So Long and Thanks For All The Fish"
English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001) Tradition is laziness. Gustav Mahler To be great is to be misunderstood. Ralph Waldo Emerson
US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882) The fact was I had the vision... I think everyone has... what we lack is the method. Jack Kerouac
US novelist (1922 - 1969) There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it. Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. Steven Wright
US comedian and actor (1955 - ) Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin
US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790) I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American. A. F. Shaw The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head. Terry Pratchett, A Discworld Novel Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you. Madame de Tencin | 
