Look for strengths in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us find what we search for. J. Wilbur Chapman A mind stretched by a new idea can never go back to its original dimensions. Oliver Wendel Holmes, Jr. Chew before you swallow. George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel
43rd President of US (1946 - ) Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path. Scandinavian Proverb I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to them. Lauren Edwards "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? George Carlin
US comedian and actor (1937 - ) If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? George Carlin
US comedian and actor (1937 - ) When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? George Carlin
US comedian and actor (1937 - ) Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? George Carlin
US comedian and actor (1937 - ) I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? George Carlin
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