A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people. Peter McArthur Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge
US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000) Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. Fred Allen
US radio comedian (1894 - 1956) Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes. Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778) Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian. Lee Simonson In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. Paul Harvey Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Dwight D. Eisenhower
US general & Republican politician (1890 - 1969) Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. Will Rogers, Newspaper article, Feb. 15, 1925
US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935) A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. Jean Paul Richter
German author (1763 - 1825) Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns
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