Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. W. H. Auden US (English-born) critic & poet (1907 - 1973) One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, part 2, 1891 Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900) Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves. J. G. C. Brainard People find life entirely too time-consuming. Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts" Polish writer (1909 - 1966) Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. James F. Byrnes US jurist & politician (1879 - 1972) The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion (1916) preface Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. Sir Winston Churchill British politician (1874 - 1965) A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. Frank Herbert US science fiction novelist (1920 - 1986) I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. Franklin P. Adams US journalist (1881 - 1960) |