Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin. Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
Polish writer (1909 - 1966) There are grammatical errors even in his silence. Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
Polish writer (1909 - 1966) The first condition of immortality is death. Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
Polish writer (1909 - 1966) All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often. Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
Polish writer (1909 - 1966) Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving. Penn Jillette
US magician & showman (1955 - ) America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar
American Humorist (1899 - 1995) Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them. Evan Esar
American Humorist (1899 - 1995) Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas. Marchioness Townsend The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines. Henry J. Tillman The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over. Aesop
Greek slave & fable author (620 BC - 560 BC) | 
