Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they behave sensibly about? They are more true: they are the only things that are true.