We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves, which leave us to wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them that we are missing.

If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a German, and France will claim me a citizen of the world. However, if it proves wrong, France will say I’m a German, and Germany will say that I’m a jew.

Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.

‘Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream!<br> For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not what they seem.<br> Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal;<br> Dust thou art; to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.’

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.

The best of the houses is the house where an orphan gets love and kindness.

There shall be no compulsion in religion.

To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil.