I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else.

And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a dang, it all.

He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like a man who ploughs but sows no seed.

Tell no one the secret that you want to keep, although he may be worthy of confidence; for no one will be so careful of your secret as yourself.

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You would never see a bad show.

You are free, and that is why you are lost.

Hobbies cost money but interests are free.

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.