This nation will never go back to the false comforts of the world before 9<br>11. We are engaging the enemy as we must, in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, so we will not have to face them here at home.

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.

An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

Men, in general, are but great children.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.

Art is the indespensible medium for the communication of a moral idea.

Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.