When you control the ball, you control the score. Pele Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. James Thurber
US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist (1894 - 1961) Religiously strict people, who judge themselves without mercy, are also those who have most often spoken ill of mankind in general. Frederick Nietzsche I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977) Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God. Jason Mraz A picture can say 1000 words but it can also inspire you to write 1000 more. Jason Mraz In case you never noticed, the path you never chose has chosen you. Jason Mraz To save your world you asked this man to die;<br> Would this man, could he see you now, ask why? W. H. Auden, Epitaph for an Unknown Soldier
US (English-born) critic & poet (1907 - 1973) The "highest" states of mind held up before mankind by christianity as of supreme value, are actually forms of convulsive epilepsy. Friedrich Nietzsche, The AntiChrist
German philosopher (1844 - 1900) When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears. Dr. Ruth Westheimer | 
