Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits; it contains until it destroys.

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.

My love for you, Lord, is not an uncertain feeling, but a matter of concious certainty. With your word you pierced my heart, and I loved you. But heaven and earth and everything in them on all sides tell me to love you.

Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.

If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."