Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.

It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.

Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty but it is religion and morality alone that can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand.

No country can be described as free- but each has different degrees of bondage.

Maturity consists in having rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play.

Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.

A great artist is always before his time or behind it.

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.

The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do nothing.