I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. Walt Whitman
US poet (1819 - 1892) I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. Clarence Darrow
US defense lawyer (1857 - 1938) I am a part of all I have read. John Kieran
US journalist (1892 - 1981) I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
US defense lawyer (1857 - 1938) Change is good, but dollars are better. Anonymous I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. Tammy Faye Bakker
US wife of Jim Bakker 1961 (1900 - ) Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
French author & moralist (1613 - 1680) Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor. The Talmud Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. Mary Hirsch Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz
US writer and humorist (1950 - ) | 
