Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

I improve on misquotation.

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.

Only the mediocre are always at their best.