Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace.

When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally.

To secure peace is to prepare for war.

War is based on deception.

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.

Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.