Feelings are real and legitimate; children behave and misbehave for a reason, even if adults cannot figure it out.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.

There are two rules for success: <br>1) Never tell everything you know.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.