Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. Slovenian Proverb Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes US cartoonist (1958 - ) Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. Leo Tolstoy Russian mystic & novelist (1828 - 1910) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. John F. Kennedy US Democratic politician (1917 - 1963) Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers, New York TImes, Apr. 29, 1930 US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935) Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies. W. L. George The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000) His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - ) He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. Abraham Lincoln 16th president of US (1809 - 1865) There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking. Thomas A. Edison US inventor (1847 - 1931) |