There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.