Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ... Carl Zwanzig If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm... Jim Zelenka Sometimes it is more important to discover what one cannot do, than what one can do. Lin Yutang This calls for a very special plan of psychology and extreme violence The Young Ones Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it. Andrew Young The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet well understood. The "Xlib Programming Manual" Student: "Can you do problem number twelve?" Wyler: Twelve?...NO!...That problem is on the test. Oswald Wyler An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country; a news-writer is a man without virtue who lies at home for himself. Sir Henry Wotton, "Reliquae Wottonianae" Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. Ashley Montague I try to know what I need to know. I make sure to know what I want to know. Nero Wolfe |