If it bleeds, you can kill it

Guess again.

This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.

Geschichte ist [...] ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit. [re-transl.:] History is [...] a dialogue between the present and the past.

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.

A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

"I want to know Gods thoughts.... all the rest are just details

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should never feel small.