Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.

The [Interstate Commerce] commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world - all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile.

For manipulation to be most effective, evidence of its presence should be nonexistent... It is essential, therefore, that people who are manipulated believe in the neutrality of their key social institutions.

Sometimes I get bored riding down the beautiful streets of L.A. I know it sounds crazy, but I just want to go to New York and see people suffer.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I epitomize America.