A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

We must always have old memories and young hopes.

God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.

One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.

Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.

Men seldom make passes<br> At girls who wear glasses.

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most People are even incapable of forming such opinions.