A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.

The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Living well is the best revenge.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.